Statehood for Moosylvania

MEDIA
  • YouTube Recording

    SYNOPSIS
    Bullwinkle and company sing a song endorsing statehood for Moosylvania.

    LYRICS
    Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! It's show time at Bullwinkle's Family Food and Fun Restaurant! And here's our star attraction, that lovable lumpkin, that charming chowderhead, Bullwinkle!

    Audience: Yay!

    Bullwinkle: Thank you! Thank you! And I promise if I'm elected, we'll have two chickens in every pot!

    Rocky: Two chickens in every pot?

    Bullwinkle: I'm starting from scratch!

    Rocky: Bullwinkle! You're making a political speech?

    Bullwinkle: Sure! I'm practicing!

    Rocky: For what?

    Bullwinkle: For when we get our own state! Our state is Mooslyvania!

    Rocky: Mooslyvania?

    Underdog: Mooslyvania?

    Bullwinkle: You notice kind of a echo in here? Yes sir! Moosylvania, the 52nd state!

    Rocky: Well why do you think we outta have 52 states?

    Bullwinkle: 'Cause it's time America started playin' with a full deck! (Audience claps)

    Company:
    Statehood for Moosylvania, commonforth and get the mania!
    We just want to be the 52nd state
    Let us not be pushy we could join you late!
    Though we have the population, it's cold and damp in miseration
    Surely you can see how much we really rate
    That you vote for us as the 52nd state!

    Moosylvania! Moosylvania! Hail thy sons and daughters through your cold and stagnant waters! (2x's)

    Statehood for Moosylvania, commonforth and get the mania!
    Can you really love a place that you could hate?
    Canada would give us on a silver plate
    Although it's wet and marshy and a no man's land
    And all the members' trousers freeze up in the pan
    Surely you can see how much we really rate
    That you vote for us...that you vote for us...
    That you vote for us...as the 52nd state!

    Tooter: (Plays the Drums)

    Underdog: (Plays the Saxophone)

    Moosylvania! Moosylvania! Hail thy sons and daughters through your cold and stagnant waters! (2x's)

    Statehood for Moosylvania, commonforth and get the mania!
    Can you really love a place that you could hate?
    Canada would give us on a silver plate
    Although it's wet and marshy and a no man's land
    And all the members' trousers freeze up in the pan
    Surely you can see how much we really rate
    That you vote for us...that you vote for us...
    That you vote for us...as the 52nd state!
    That you vote for us the 52nd state!

    Rocky: We'll be back in a little bit! While we're gone, why not cast a vote for some of our Klondike Fried Chicken?

    Bullwinkle: Yeah! Vote early! And often!

    Rocky: Bye!

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