South of the Border MEDIA YouTube Recording SYNOPSIS As Rocky and Bullwinkle argue about where to go on vacation, Dudley describes his perfect vacation...touring the United States of America! LYRICS Announcer: Once again it's show time at Bullwinkle's Family Food 'n Fun Restaurant! And here are the stars of the show, that couthsome twosome, Rocky and Bullwinkle! Rocky: I don't care what you say Bullwinkle! I think a trip to Europe is the best idea! Just think! All those wonderful sights, the Eiffel Tower, and those palaces, the art galleries, the... Bullwinkle: No no no! Hay-way-ii, that's the only place to go! They got the palm trees, we can stay on these beaches like the hula dancers, uk-ku-lulus playing, they got, hehe...hoo hoo hoo! 'Xcuse us hehe! We were just having an argument about where to go on our vacation! Rocky: I say Europe! Bullwinkle: And I say Hay-way-ii! Rocky: How about you Underdog? Underdog: Oh! I dig the Grand Canyon! And I must say it keeps me busy! Bullwinkle: How's about you Dudley? Dudley: Oh, I'd like to go...south of the border! Rocky: You mean to Mexico? Dudley: No no, you forget, I live in Canada! South of the border for me means the United States of America! Anywhere from Maine to Montana! Listen, and I'll explain! Oh I'm a rugged mountie catching crooks in Saskatoon Where it's always cold and windy and the sun goes down at noon But on my next vacation I'm a-gonna take the time To head south of the border to that sunny tropic clime...it's... Chorus (Company): Hibbing, Minnesota! Fargo, North Dakota! Helena, Montana! And Muncie, Indiana! The land of Banana enclosed by Montana, the Gottsch starling cattle to the bullfights in Seattle Dudley: I dream about that sunny land where balmy breezes blow And it never gets much colder than forty-three below! So after twenty years of thumping thugs in Winnepeg I'm gone south of the border if I have to break a leieieiggg...to... Chorus (Interlude) Chorus Hibbing, Minnesota! Fargo, North Dakota! Helena, Montana! And Muncie, Indiana Ole! Dudley: Ole! Frostbite Falls may not be exactly a garden spot! But be it everso frigid, it's no place like gnome! Audience: Boo! Bullwinkle: Thank you Dudley Do-Right! Now we're all gonna take a short break for a long cool drink of something! Here's hoping you do likewise! Rocky: See you later! Bullwinkle: But not much! Back to Music