Klondike Fried Chicken MEDIA YouTube Recording SYNOPSIS Rocky, Dudley, and Underdog team up to help Bullwinkle with inspo for his “love song,” which turns out to be about Bullwinkle's Family Food 'n Fun Restaurants' specialty, Klondike Fried Chicken! Underdog and Rocky later join in on the catchy country tune, along with a flock of poor chickens. Bullwinkle then tries to ellicit some validation from his pal Rocky, but the flying squirrel isn't convinced the song will be a hit. LYRICS Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention please! It's show time! And Bullwinkle's proudly presents its star...Bullwinkle! Bullwinkle: Lessee...love...dove...above... Rocky: Hey Bullwinkle! You're on! Bullwinkle: Ooh oh! Hehe. Sorry folks! Rocky: What were you doin'? Bullwinkle: I was making up the lyrics to a song! Underdog: What kind of a song Bullwinkle? Bullwinkle: A love song! It's not as easy as it looks! This...miss...bliss... Dudley: If you're really in love, it ought to be easy! Underdog: Yes. Just concentrate on the object of your affection! Bullwinkle: Ookay. Lessee...uh... Rocky: Concentrate!!! Bullwinkle: I got it! Rocky: What's it called? Bullwinkle: Klondike Fried Chicken! Underdog: You're in love with a Klondike Fried Chicken? Bullwinkle: Isn't everybody? When I'm tired, and I'm hungry, and life is just a drag... When my you-know-what is drooping, and my antlers start to sag... There's one thing I can always do that makes me feel so swell! I go down to Bullwinkle's and I stand right up and yell! Chorus: Klondike Fried Chicken! It's the best a bird can be! Klondike Fried Chicken! With that you must agree! With lots of crisp, lots of crunch, tender chicken you can munch Your tastebuds holler “Thanks a bunch!” Klondike Fried Chicken Underdog: Now way out in the desert and among the burning sands, I met a man a-crawling on his knees and on his hands! I said “I'll bring some water to alleviate your thirst,” But he grabbed me by the leg and said “There's one thing I want first!” Chorus Bullwinkle: Alright now! Let's hear it, you chickens! (Chicken interlude) Rocky: The leaders of the world all met and it was sad to see! They argued and they argued and they never could agree! They couldn't find a single thing on which to get along Until I said ”Klondike Fried Chicken,” they all joined in this song! Company: Chorus Klondike Fried Chicken! Klondike Fried Chicken! Bullwinkle: You think my song will be a big hit Rock? Rocky: I don't know Bullwinkle, people aren't going to go home humming “chicken.” Bullwinkle: Maybe I shoulda wrote a song about a pigeon instead! Rocky: Are you going to make a terrible pun about...humming...pigeon? Bullwinkle: Not now, no! Back to Music