Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle MEDIA YouTube Recording SYNOPSIS Bullwinkle wants to sing a happy song, but Underdog and Rocky challenge him to sing something sad. So Bullwinkle sings a sad song about a lonely and freezing moose who discovers there's a restaurant named after him! For a happy ending, he sings about taking up the banjo and becoming the star that he is. Boris doesn't care for the happy ending, but Rocky uses the opportunity to provide a plug about Bullwinkle's desserts! LYRICS Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's show time! And here's our star, that snappy happy do-happy chappy, the monarch of mirth, Bullwinkle! Bullwinkle: Heidi! Right now we're gonna do a happy little song about... Underdog: Do we have to? Bullwinkle: Say what? Underdog: Do we have to do another happy little song? How come we never get to do a sad little song? Rocky: Yeah Bullwinkle! Something that'll pluck at your old heartstrings! Bullwinkle: Well if you want your old heartstrings plucked, I gotta song that's gonna strum 'em like a Ukululu! Rocky: A real sad song? Bullwinkle: Prepare to shed a tear Rocky! Okay fellers, here we go (voice breaks) In a swamp by the river a moose stood alone Singing 'winkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle And I said to him, “Moosie, pray why do you moan?” Singing 'winkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle You sound like a foghorn whenever you talk and it's seeming off-key, you could win in a walk Tell me why do you utter that terrible squawk? Of 'winkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle Company: He waggled his antlers to shake off the snow Singing 'winkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle And the icicles formed on his dewlap below Oh 'winkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle In his big growing eyeball a tiny tear rolls And it ran down his cheek 'tward the end of his nose But the trip was too long and the little thing froze Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle! Bullwinkle: I'm Bullwinkle Moose, I'm a big star you see Singing 'winkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle And my programs are running on color TV Oh 'winkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle But they're all of 'em reruns, they don't pay a thing So I'm back in the swamp where the icicles cling And to try to keep warm I stand up here and sing Oh 'winkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle Company: So I said to him Bullwinkle don't you feel blue With your winkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle There's a wonderful restaurant named after you Called winkle's, Bullwinkle's, Bullwinkle's Bullwinkle: So I took up the banjo and now with delight I am playing and singing here every night It's a sad little song but it turned out alright For winkle, Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle! (music speeds up) Boris: Boo! Boo! Natasha: Boris! You don't like sad songs? Boris: I love sad songs! I just can't stand happy endings! Rocky: Well if you like happy endings, you're gonna love our desserts! Try 'em, and we'll be back after the Fantasy Fountain Show! Back to Music